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VH1 Is Evil... By Hoch
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11/7/2009 8:30:00 AM
VH1 has built itself the last few years on the lowest common denominator of TV shows. And I love it. They do shows where they countdown "celebrity feuds" and they do shows where they countdown "celebrity breakups" and they do shows where they'll countdown just about anything. (I love a countdown. I used to listen to Casey Kasem every week.) VH1 has also given us some of the best reality TV as of late with "Celebrity Rehab" and "Celebrity Fit Club." These are the shows I like to watch, folks. I know- they're dumb... they're insulting... they're moronic. I'm ok with that. It's what I like. (I mean, would I really be turning on VH1 to learn something?)
So now, VH1 has unveiled two new shows that have immediately made it to "season pass" status on my TiVo: "Sex Rehab" and "Broke and Famous." "Sex Rehab" is pretty self-explanatory. Dr. Drew tries to help these people (celebrities?) with their addictions to sex. The show makes no sense at all, because several of the people in there are porn actresses. That would be like me going to "radio rehab." Of course I'm addicted to radio- it's my fucking job. Why on earth would you try and cure a porn star from sex addiction? That's how she makes her living.
The cast on "Sex Rehab" is comprised of the lowest of the lowest forms of celebrity. There's a professional surfer. He's a tool. The former drummer from the band Skid Row is on the show. There's something shocking- a rock star with a sex addiction. Good luck with that one, Dr. Drew. All the cast members blame sex for the troubles they're having in their lives. Tough for me to buy it. Regardless of whether I believe it or not, the show is still a rock solid hour of fun to watch. All the girls are attractive, so I imagine it's NOTHING like a real sex rehab. They all tried to sneak sex toys in to rehab, but everything got confiscated... on camera! There are rules: no touching each other... no touching yourself... no sex talk... It's great! VH1 has put together a bunch of attractive sex addicts of the opposite sex... have them living together... and they can't hook up! Brilliant TV!
The other train-wreck that VH1 has rolled out is "Broke and Famous." This show spends an hour each week chronicling a celebrity that has lost everything... including his ability to pay his bills. I don't know why I thought this would be fun to watch, because it wasn't. It was painful and sad. (Yet, I will continue to season pass it and watch it every week. I'm a confused individual.) This first episode was about Willie Aames- the former actor in "Eight Is Enough" and "Charles In Charge." He has lost everything: his wife and daughter left him... his house is in foreclosure... the electricity and gas have been turned off... he has minus 60 dollars in his bank account... and he owes almost $300,000 on his house.
Not only do they embarrass him on TV with all these details about his financial demise, but they also make him go through a bunch of humiliating steps to earn $25,000 at the end of the show. They bring in a financial advisor and life coach to help him... but this financial advisor is not a sweet Suze Ormon type... It's a tough, muscular guy who's more like a drill sergeant. He screams at Willie. He forces Willie to have a garage sale in front of all his neighbors where he sells EVERYTHING he owns. He forces Willie to make amends with his family. He forces Willie to talk about all the bad business decisions he's made. It's truly embarrassing, and you know that Willie Aames does not want to do this publicly, but he has no choice because he needs the $25,000.
Both these shows are bad TV... bad for America... bad for society... bad for humanity. I understand that, but I can't stop watching. It seems like perhaps I should do a little soul searching to find out what's wrong with me for continuing to watch this garbage, but I don't have time for soul searching, because "I Want To Work For Diddy" starts in 10 minutes. On VH1.
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Marc Hochman
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On September 14, 2008, I discovered that my home computer was hacked into by a Miami, FL radio station. It was 790 the ticket, WAXY. On the following day, I discovered that they stole everything from my computer including pictures, documents and were voyuering me and father at the time and was in my cell phones -- I was using a prepaid phone then later bought a Blackberry which they were also in. Also with my stolen documents, they with a help of one of their listeners, Hasenpfeffer aka John Pearson, an IT specialist with the largest Ford dealership in Miami, they made a web site that contained all my documents, pictures and also included with all the web sites I visited and their web site also allowed for anyone to see what I was typing and when and how many times I visited a certain web site. Dan LeBatard also gave out all my passwords to all of my on line accounts such as my banking and other private information to all his listeners. Also, with Dan LeBatard's media connections, ESPN, E! Network, MSNBC, Ryan Sea crest, The Miami Herald and many others also had knowledge of my hygiene habits along with all my daily activities. They circulated all my documents and picture throughout Florida and violated my privacy. They were in my life 24/7 and saw me in various stages of dress. Also, I might add, I have never published my picture or sent a picture out to anyone via web, but somehow, everyone knew or knows how what I look like. Still today, Seacrest and other shows, including Dan LeBatard base their shows around the information they stole from computer and the information on me that they saw through voyuring me. When I did file a complaint with FBI, they refuse to help me because LeBatard fooled them so much thinking that nothing was going on. Also, I found out that LeBatard had this through the fact they connected my computer to their system and connected my email to theirs by using a WAN mini port PPPoP. I also found on my computer the makings of a web site and a two lists which contained the most visited web sites I went to and another containing a list stating that I was a child molester , quick to anger, and prone to nudity just to name a few. Essentially, they saw everything and everyone who I email and what I emailed. They heard every conversation I had regardless if I was on the phone or not. They had invaded my privacy and I would really like some of your legal help in this matter. I would like all parties involved arrested and convicted. Also, at some of 790's sponsored events, they gave out some of my private documents to the listeners who attended their events in Florida Dania Jai Ali, and LeBatard read my resume on his show. They gave out to their listeners my banking information along with my passwords of all my internet accounts. They also gave out my phone numbers and all my private information including where I lived. Most all broadcast network stations have my information and I would like for someone to help me. I feel since they fooled the FBI that I have no one to turn to and could really use your help.
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Posted By
Dan LeBatard
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3/26/2010 10:01:04 PM
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You are a troubled man, Hoch. The Famous and Broke show should have been titled "Talentless and Broke". It would be nice if VH1 and MTV would at least show some music videos. Wouldn't?
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Posted By
Hassenphefer
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11/8/2009 12:01:53 PM
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Perhaps your VH1 show addiction would make for a promising VH1 show.
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Posted By
James
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11/7/2009 12:28:16 PM
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