Back From Biloxi… By Hoch
June 24th, 2008
We left town right after our second Dania Jai-Alai night last Wednesday… Dan, Myself, and some other friends went to The Beau Rivage in Biloxi to do some gambling and have some fun… Was definitely a good time. We got caught there for an extra day, because our flight home on Sunday night was canceled, but still a great time.
Don’t want to admit that I played roulette and video poker machine most of the time, but I did. Usually we play craps. Craps, craps, and more craps. I can stand at a craps table for eight hours and never get bored. But for some reason, Dan and I started playing roulette when we got there, which is a game we NEVER play. Stupid game- but man is it fun when you’re hitting numbers. (I”m always hammering number 23 for Michael Jordan and number 6 for Dan Uggla. Yeah, I’m a dork. So what?)
So now we’re back, trying to get into the swing of things. My main order of business is to get our poker tournament all set up for Wednesday, July 16 at Dania Jai-Alai. It’s a $25 buy-in, and we’re figuring the winner will take home somewhere in the $2,000 range. If you want to play poker with me, Dan, Stugotz, Mike Ryan, and a bunch of other hosts from the station, please e-mail me at cantstanddan@790theticket.com and I’ll send you back all the details on how to get registered for the tourney. Should be a lot of fun.
That’s all I got right now… Just got back into town and getting everything settled…. Thanks to everyone that braved the shitty weather last Wednesday for our Jai-Alai night… They had a great crowd again, and we all had a really good time. Can’t wait to do another jai-alai night. (I proudly wore my Dania Jai-Alai hat all through Biloxi, Mississippi.)
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41 Comments Add your own
1. TC | June 24th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Welcome back ya big stud you.
2. cc | June 25th, 2008 at 2:03 am
King, any word on Beatlejuices ratings ?
3. King of Loserville | June 25th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Nothing yet man…as soon as i can find some I will post.
Hoch, welcome back…man I can’t beleive you guys go on vacation and in that same time period Shaq-Weasel drops the stupidest rhyme I have ever heard in my life…get’s kicked off the Arizona Police force and Imus does it again…
4. manuel | June 25th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I personally thought Shaq had some ok rhymes and making fun of Kobe is always at the top of my list. At least Shaq was part of a title here.
5. cc | June 25th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
With Sid doing a show for Howard. How about a one on one Zas vs Hank the angry ?
6. Patrick Sicher | June 25th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I dont know if you caught this yesterday, but how about Julianne Hough singing take me out to the ball game at Wrigley?
The only thing better than Hough in cubs garb would be if she wasnt wearing it at all.
Welcome back.
7. Patrick Sicher | June 25th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
http://www.clubhousecancer.com/2008/06/julianne-hough.html
And there is the link of it with lots of pictures and the video. Bad Singing, not that I noticed.
8. Big John Stud | June 25th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Pat, you’re so right about her. Speaking of hot women, I watched Hitman this past weekend. I think it was largely the dark character she was playing, but Olga Kurylenko (who will also be the next Bond Girl) was very hot in that movie.
And Hoch, I’m glad to hear you guys had a good time, but I’m more glad to have you guys back. Yeah, I’m being selfish.
9. hoops | June 25th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Hass, have you heard Evan Cohen ? Wow Zas tried talking abbout hoops and the draft, he is way off.
10. TC | June 25th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Hoops, you a hater!
11. hoops | June 25th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
As, I stated to you I praise most as many do, but most realize this guy’s facts are wrong. Opinions are fine, as you see most comments about him are negative. Keep talking smack
12. TC | June 26th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
How about this Hoops, next time you hear Zaslow say something incorrect, write it down or remember it and post it here. For example it would be something like: “Today Zaslow said The Mavs drafted Dampier 3 overall when in fact he didnt even go until the 2nd round.” OR something like “Yeah Zas thinks Dalembert was a terrible pick. Guess he thinks know 15 and 15 a game is terrible.” Stuff like that so maybe I can start agreeing with you. Just saying “Zaslow is short. He doesnt know hoops. His predictions suck.” Or maybe just give me some examples of his lock of the week predictions that he totally missed on.
13. Hassenpfeffer | June 26th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Hoops, name rings a bell but not really sure who Evan Cohen is.
14. hoops | June 26th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
You are confusing me with others. I have posted on hhow he picks Dallas to win the West, early on the Heat were the team in the East, his D-TRAIN comments as Hass can vouch. I am just saying he pretends he knows the NBA when he does not understand the game and being a season ticket holder means nothing, and yes I did play ball
15. Hassenpfeffer | June 26th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Plus the fact the lil prick makes bullshit statements like they are fact. In really the are his non-informed opinion. Yeah, the Marlins really miss the D-Train and his 10.xx ERA, Detroit is getting a lot of innings out of him…..in the minors. NOT even that.
Really I like Dontrell, I wish him the best. If the are doesn’t come back maybe he can pull a Rick Ankel. The D-Train does wheel a mighty bat.
16. Hassenpfeffer | June 26th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Plus the fact the lil prick makes bullshit statements like they are fact. In really the are his non-informed opinion. Yeah, the Marlins really miss the D-Train and his 10.xx ERA, Detroit is getting a lot of innings out of him…..in the minors. NOT even that.
Really I like Dontrell, I wish him the best. If the arm doesn’t come back maybe he can pull a Rick Ankel. The D-Train does wheel a mighty bat.
17. cc | June 26th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Don’t forget his football picks
18. hoops | June 26th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
TC, should have mentioned a few years ago he was pushing the Heat to draft Roko , need I say more. Just listen to him talk hoops or Hass can break down baseball 100 times better. What do you like about him ?
19. TC | June 26th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
I rarely hear the guy on the radio. I’m just going after the none stop nature of this bashing. Just move on, anonymous posting on this blog will do nothing. Ratings are all that matters. Pray people don’t listen or expect him to stick around, regardless of the level of his talent or knowledge. Its the nature of the beast guys.
20. hoops | June 26th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Cool TC. Just listen to the guy and then you can see why everybody can’t stand him. He does have a Napolean Complex
21. Hassenpfeffer | June 27th, 2008 at 7:06 am
TC:
“Zaslow is short. He doesn’t know hoops. His predictions suck.”
It’s hoops stick. It wouldn’t be a Hoch blog without it. We all know Zas sucks and why. We have all posted the reasons. TC you’re not having gay sex with Zas, now are ya? Didn’t think so. So what’s up with ya TC? The boy sucks. I don’t think he is a bad person but he is someone that was promoted to his level of incompetence. That any intelligent person would have to agree. I did tell Zas that I would listen and I tried but it was too difficult. I tune into 640 if there is no Marlins. It’s just professional radio, where Zas is a joke. And not a funny one….just sad.
Hoch, I’m a craps player. I am one of those people that most hate at the table. I am on the don’ts and no’s. But you had to know that.
22. cc | June 27th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
The King of all bloggers, you said little man would lose the 7 slot who then takes the 10 am.
23. King of Loserville | June 27th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Don’t know…to be quite honest you can leave elevator music playing on 7pm slot and it will be more enlightening then Asslow.
I caught a little bit of chump stains shows…three observations…
He could quite possibly be the number 1 cause of road rage
He used a joke/comment that Dan used on Uncle Luke 3 hour’s earlier during his show…not original
Worse of all he was talking smack about Steven A Smith…Asslow…you are on a radio show in the local Miami/ Fort Lauderdale market, on a time slot that gets preempted by Marlins Games…you are whored out all weekend to fill in for time slots that no one is listening to and you say things with no validity and you still have the gall to call out Steve A about a comment he made about the Trailblazers not knowing what they were doing last year? And that that is the reason he is doing interview’s during the draft this year?
You probably had a wet dream every night leading up to last night…you probably thought of being that guy that gives the jerseys and hats to Stern and the drafts picks.
TC…that is why Asslow is a total turd…not humble, not respected, doesn’t respect anyone, has clinged on to LeBatards teet cause everyone hates him…and worse of all throws bricks in glass houses…
Man if you are going to waste some much time defending someone…defend someone that at least stands for something, anything they can stand for shit…not stand in shit like Asslow does every night..
24. cc | June 27th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Why would a nutrition place want his name he is what 5′4 120
25. King of Loserville | June 27th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
cause he is the 790 whore…send him when no one else wants to go…
I mean have you seen some of the host on the station?
26. TC | June 27th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
I guess I have to give up on the “Lets not turn this blog comments section into a bashing of a radio guy” but apparently there just too many of you to fight against. So, with gracious humility I will respectfully bow out of the fight. I do however intend to continue make ridiculous comments on this blog like when I asked Hoch if the show was scripted.
27. King of Loserville | June 28th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Congrats TC…there is not much to discuss in this blog…kind of empty…
Hoch came back from a gambling trip…great…if you got something you would like to blog about…Shoot!!
WE are all ears…
28. ZasFan | June 28th, 2008 at 2:56 am
Zas was right about Stephen A. I guarantee you he would have given better interviews than SAS if he was doing the draft interviews.
29. King of Loserville | June 28th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
ZasFan..you are a turd!!
30. hoops | June 28th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Zas is a wannabe baller. The dude could not play
31. cc | June 28th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Go to say the Dos or very good and so is Goldie. Would love to hear these guys more and at 7
32. King of Loserville | June 28th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Anyone who woulds call themselves ZasFan needs to be put on a island with a bunch of hungry coyotes!!!
33. Hassenpfeffer | June 29th, 2008 at 3:13 am
Bring back Anita Marks, at least she was hot and when she did have an opion (right or wrong) she had facts to back it up. Anita use to be a trainer at my gym in Hallandale very cool chick and HOT. She is in Baltimore now but I am sure if Steve would give her an offer she would bite. That would fill a timeslot. Like 10-12.
34. roy jones jr | June 29th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
we could just play random radio show clips from dan’s show in place of zas’s show.
35. Hassenpfeffer | June 29th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Hell, dead air would be better than Zas.
36. hoops | June 29th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Listening to him talk hoops or any sport is like comedy central.
37. cc | June 29th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
More time for the DOS or anyone. Even get Howard David
38. Hassenpfeffer | June 30th, 2008 at 7:06 am
cc: Howard David is an ass. they already have sid. why would you want to replace shit with garbage?
39. King of Loserville | June 30th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Went to the Marlins game yesterday…less then 20,000…more then 314…but the game was out of control…
I can’t wait to give get rid of the umpire(calling strikes), the day they move to a digital sensor of the strike zone will be great…he made some shitty ass calls yesterday…the sun was hitting his back all day…f’n *ussy!!!
40. manuel | June 30th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I know no one cares about soccer (or futbol where i’m from); but being from Spain, I can’t help but saying this today….
VIVA ESPANA!!
Campeones, Campeones, ooooeeeoooeeeoooeeeeeeooo!
Sorry, return to the regularly scheduled Zas bashing.
41. manuel | June 30th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
King,
I couldn’t agree with you more.
I am and always will be against “the human factor” in officiating. It’s so much better when they get it right and the strike zone is consistent.
I rank major sports in the following order, the top being the worse officiated and the bottom being the best officiated…although at times, there are some major issues.
1. Soccer (sue me, I’m talking international and European soccer not that crappy MLS)
2. Basketball - not only is there a stench of possible cheating among other refs, the stars get most of the calls, inconsistency from ref to ref and quarter to quarter.
3. Baseball - like King said, use the damn digital strike zone already.
4. Hockey - some of the issues with basketball plague this sport; but overall they let them play.
5. Football - instant replay, from my perception, the least major errors occur.
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