Loaded Steakhouse Burger… By Hoch
July 11th, 2008
Well, I finally did it. I made it over to Burger King and ordered the Loaded Steakhouse Burger I’ve been anticipating. But the experience left me empty and unsatisfied. The idea of a loaded steakhouse burger– a giant burger, covered in cheese, mashed potatoes, chives, bacon, and onion strings– sounds delicious. The concept is there. But my BK fell a little short in the execution department.
My dad and I drove to BK Thursday afternoon right around 12:15… Perfect time for lunch. We waited in a line of about 4 people, all the while I was anticipating the loaded steakhouse burger. Finally, it was our turn. I ordered. And then I was told they had run out of cheese. RUN OUT OF CHEESE. What kind of Burger King runs out of cheese at the height of lunch hour? Was this some sort of cruel joke?
Since we were already there, there was nothing we could do but continue our orders WITHOUT cheese. So I don’t feel like I really got the flavor of a true loaded steakhouse burger, because mine was lacking cheese. And cheese is important. Without the cheese, the flavor of the burger/grill was a little too prominent for me. I like the cheese to act as a “buffer” that brings all the flavors together. Without that “buffer” the burger was a bit too loaded. Great idea with the mashed potatoes on top… Great idea with the chives…. Great idea with the onion strings… Great marketing campaign within the store… But NO CHEESE is not acceptable. Not at lunchtime at BK.
So how would I rate the loaded steakhouse burger? I can’t. I just don’t feel that my steakhouse burger was truly loaded. It kind of felt like when I took my kid to see The Wiggles at The Bank Atlantic Center, and one of the Wiggles was ill that night, so they had a substitute Wiggle. Just didn’t seem the same. When I order something “loaded” I’m expecting cheese. No cheese=Not loaded.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.
Entry Filed under: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
41 Comments Add your own
1. TC | July 11th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Like sex with a condom. Yeah, you’ll end up satisfied but in the end its just not the same.
2. cc | July 11th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Now you know how we feel when Zas is on.
3. Hassenpfeffer | July 11th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
And they couldn’t seen someone to Publix to buy cheese? I would of called the 800 number and complained. The manager should be fired.
4. sandeel | July 11th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
A Steakhouse Burger without cheese is like the LeBatard Show without…….?????
Excuse me while I go think up a witty answer to the question.
5. sandeel | July 11th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Got it.
A Steakhouse Burger without cheese is like the LeBatard Show without fake songs.
6. sandeel | July 11th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Hoch,
Will the show poker tourneys be a regular event at Jai Alai?
Also, please keep another Q&A blog in mind for the near future.
7. manuel | July 11th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Well Hoch, really, what’s to be expected from these “restaurants”. I bet ya that Wanny McStasches would never run out of cheese or mustasches.
I went to Taco Bell once and they had no sauce for the tacos. How does Taco Bell run out of sauce?
A Steakhouse Burger without cheese is like the LeBatard Show without……Fake Howard. Where the f*** has he gone? Hoch, can we get an update?
8. Hassenpfeffer | July 11th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
I went to McDonalds and they didn’t have salt packets. Two things I over salt fries and popcorn. Anyway I asked the girl to put more salt on the fries and she refuesed. She said that is already has salt on it. I ask for the manger gave my food back and went to Wendy’s. Why Hoch did you just not leave? You knew you were not going to enjoy it.
9. cc | July 11th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
King in the minor league this year a guy was traded for 12 baseball bats. What can Zas be traded for
10. Hassenpfeffer | July 11th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
I got this. Zas can be traded for horse muffins.
11. Anonymous | July 11th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
move out of the stix and go to a real city. they will cheese you up.
12. King of Loserville | July 11th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Hass…good one…but A-Hole is already a horse muffin. What you can trade him for is the little horse muffin milkshake!!!
A loaded Steakburger without cheese is like 790 without A-hole..
Wow…I will buy a Loaded Steakburger everyday till I drop if that was the trade off.
My girlfriend ate the burger the other day…well tried to…she said the next time I buy her that, I might as well just stick an I V in her arm that is pushing someone’s left over libo fat into her.
This has obviously traumatized me and well I won’t be going to BK again.
13. Whore Island President | July 11th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
What a fraud. As a special promotion today, all 7-11s are giving away all free 7oz. slurpies. Dan LeBatard had nothing to do with this. What at fraud he is. Can’t he do anything original anymore. My guess would be no. What a fraud.
Hoch, a steakburger without cheese is like the Dan LeBatard without Stugots or Dan for matter. Either way, you know the show will stick without either of them.
OR
A steakburger without cheese is like the Dan LeBatard show without an original idea.
14. Whore Island President | July 11th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
I meant stink. Damn this small font. Fix the damn thing already.
15. manuel | July 12th, 2008 at 1:05 am
Whore…
That was the joke, lame as it was, of course Dan had nothing to do with it.
16. Whore Island President | July 12th, 2008 at 1:25 am
I stand by my last statement, which happens to be true. He is still nothing but a fraud and needs to use his own show material.
17. Hassenpfeffer | July 12th, 2008 at 1:27 am
OH It looks like the American Icon Budweiser is going to be taken over by foreigner investors. Me I will never drink an AB product if this happens. Fuck InBeb and there NAZI CEO. Fuck you, you will ruined an American Icon.
New Like Boycot AB. Do it do it now.
18. Hassenpfeffer | July 12th, 2008 at 1:33 am
Not sure what the happened with the last line but
go here. BoycottInBev@live.com And Boycot AB.
19. manuel | July 12th, 2008 at 1:34 am
I’m with you there Hass…Sam Adams for me. Too bad Miller Lite sucks ass.
I’m gonna miss my Bud Light.
20. Whore Island President | July 12th, 2008 at 1:40 am
… and that is Mr. President you to you, Manuel. Damn it! Whore is my special name for my Cuban cabana boys.
21. manuel | July 12th, 2008 at 2:21 am
I refer to everyone by their first name, i. e. Hass, King, etc. Maybe change your name to President of Whore Island
22. Whore Island President | July 12th, 2008 at 2:29 am
Mr. President, Your Excellentcy, Your Hieness are all good names and also what you must call me at al times. Nothing short is an insult to my royal throne and all my Caban cabana boys.
23. Hassenpfeffer | July 12th, 2008 at 7:37 am
manuel, Yeah I’m going to miss my Bud.
And Whore Island President I am just going to refer to you as Madam
24. Hassenpfeffer | July 12th, 2008 at 7:44 am
Or Pimp not sure if you are a madam or a pimp. Whatever it is wouldn’t it be President of Whole Island? Either way just send some girls over with a case of Sam Adams.
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26. Whore Island President | July 12th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Hass, your case of Sam Adams is on its way but the girls, well, I specialize only in Cuban cabana boys. Might I interest you in my last cabana boy — Dan LeBatard. Real cheap and certainly will meet all your sexual needs.
27. hoops | July 12th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Forget the trade I heard Zas interview Wade, and Zas believes he knows the game, BS. By the way Zas you could not play Division 3 but heard you played in the 5′3 and under league
28. Hassenpfeffer | July 12th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Sorry Prez, not looking for any cabana boys. What do you think I am Robin Williams in “The Bird Cage”?
Hoops are you telling me that D-Wade actually allowed himself to be interviewed by the fool? I hope 790 hired the guy that cleans up the booth at the XXX store to clean the studio.
King can you give me the over/under of how many times D-Wade rolled his eyes in disgust during the interview.
29. Whore Island President | July 12th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Aw, too bad, Hass. Maybe I can interest you in a steakhouse burger loaded including the cheese. Eat it up.
30. Anonymous | July 12th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
WHORE ISLAND SHOULD MEET ZASLOW
31. manuel | July 13th, 2008 at 3:58 am
There is no doubt that Zas had his pants around his ankles during that interview.
32. cc | July 13th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
They did it to promote their charity . King, can Zas get on the rides at the amusement park ??
33. Hassenpfeffer | July 13th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
CC, only the kiddies section but even then he must be accompanied by a parent.
BTW, Zas a charity case all by hisself.
34. Hassenpfeffer | July 13th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Dan’s Free Slurpee.
Every year on the date 7-11which was friday 7-11 gives out free 7oz Slurpees. Dan had nothing to do with it. I am calling you out LaBenFraud.
35. Hassenpfeffer | July 14th, 2008 at 5:35 am
The King is Dead. Boycott InBev!!!
36. Hassenpfeffer | July 14th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
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37. Hassenpfeffer | July 14th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Oh yeah I forgot it this blog was about the other King. So Sorry. For all your other king info go here. www.stltoday.com
38. Hassenpfeffer | July 14th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
or here for video. www.kmov.com
39. King of Loserville | July 14th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Back on track guys…got the flu…
Hass was it a live interview or call in? Eith way it doesn’t matter..A-Hole is sucha a nobody that D-Wade probably sat next to him and still called in.
The Only ride A-hoel can get on is the “It’s a Small World After All” ride @ Disney…
Hass…sorry to hear about Bud…what’s gonna happen to those AB Only Bars?
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